Things I have not done today:

  • Slept in
  • Gone to school
  • Started either of my two papers
  • Studied for Latin
  • Studied for my Archaeology of Italy midterm on Friday
  • Studied at all
  • Eaten anything but fruit roll ups
  • Stepped on the scale (out of fear)
  • Gotten swine flu (fingers crossed)
  • Listened to any music except dance music
  • Danced
  • Fallen out of love
  • Seen a blue sky 
  • Coveted the house, wife, male servant, ox, or donkey of my neighbor