This is totally going to blow my cover...

But! I got a serving position at the space needle. Score. Not to toot my own horn or anything but I haven’t ever been on an interview and then have them not offer me the job. However…I have to pass a drug test before I actually get the job and that is going to be a litttttle tricky. I’ve been drowning myself with water and I’m headed to see the professionals at my local smoke shop to figure out what to do. Oops. I really want this job.