This must be a joke

I’m in an airport hotel in New York for the night.  I read my reservations wrong.  I feel like a total idiot.  I’ve been to four airports today.  Got to Newark, took a shuttle to JFK, realized my mistake, got a hotel.  So now I’m in this not so great part of town starving and waiting for the hotel restaurant to open.  Thinking about going into the city.  First I need a bath.